Otabek: Ask Your Parents If It's Okay To Go Out Together

It’s totally awesome

ITS 2AM AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I CANT STOP WHEEZING

Steve: he called me pretty boy

Nancy: uhum

Steve: he keeps looking at me and licking his lips

Nancy: sure

Steve: and omg the shower thing. this can only mean one thing

Nancy: yes………

Steve: he hates me

Nancy:

@dreamerkx2 don’t you say that’s not me

Draco, monologuing: I am evil, I am darkness, people should quake at my presence. No human being could come close to the amount of evil in my sou-

Pansy: Oh look, a cat!

Draco, already squatting down to call it: Ooh Kitty! come kitty. You are just adorable, little kitty cat. Who’s adorable? You are! Oh yes you are! Awww, I just love you, oh yes I do, yes I do…

(Bonus if Harry is hiding behind the invincibility cloak having a heart attack.)

Policeman: Please state your names.

Eddie: Don’t tell him, Richie.

Policeman: *writing down* Richie.

Eddie: Oh shit.

Richie: Nice job, Eddie.

Policeman: Richie and Eddie.

Richie: Fuck.

Snape: Potter.

Harry: Yes Sir?

Snape: Not you, your husband

Draco: *sighs* Yes, Severus?

I’m like 97% sure that Q, Eliot and Margo

are actually Miguel, Tulio and Chel from Road to El Dorato and you cannot convince me otherwise