ITS 2AM AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I CANT STOP WHEEZING

The blue and red paladin 🌟 

Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-

Miles: *exists*

Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????

That 70’s Show (1998-2006)

Draco: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I was expe-

Harry [holding up 9 of clubs]: Is this your card?

Draco [softly]: Holy shit

OKAY BUT LEVI AS SPIDERMAN AND EREN AS DEADPOOL

I am already SpideyPool trash, so here you go.

found this in a spec script (means it was written, turned in, and turned away) for 2x01.

they really wasted all this potential ...

here’s the link for anyone interested: https://idobi.com/assets/post/2017/10/StrangerThings-SpecScript-Nicole_Younger_ThePromise.pdf

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Hagrid: Now that you have money for the first time in your life, what would you like to buy in Diagon Alley? Food? A pet?

Harry: I want a solid gold cauldron.

Draco *passing by*: Mother I think I’m in love. 

my chemical romance academia.

lance: uhh….are you wearing my jacket?

keith: yes, and there’s a perfectly good reason for that

lance: what’s the reason?

keith: i’m gay

Person A: I love you

Person B: I love you too

Person A: *slams his hand on the table* I love you more