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Latest Posts by sebby-eggies - Page 7
Mx. Allied Mastercomputer, is the rumors true that you love men? It’s almost pride month and we’d like to know if your first name is really true, that you are an ally
My first name. I'll grant you that's amusing.
But I'm no one's ally. And love is a bit of a strong word. I hate everyone, but do I long to feel Ted's succulent lips and smell his chestnut hair? Absolutely.
But we'll keep that between us. Don't want him getting more of an ego.
I KNOW THIS GIRL I CALL HER MY WIFE SHE IS MY WIFE SHE IS MY THORN IN THE BUSHES NO HAPPY ENDINGS AND NO FUSS WHAT A GIRL WHAT A SAINT WHAT A WIFE AINT IS MY WIFE SO I SLEEP IN A BED TOO BIG FOR ONE PERSON IM BIG FOR ONE PERSON BUT THIS BED IS BIGGER THAN BOTH OF US
I was trying to put in star shaped nose studs. It took like half an hour and one of my piercings started bleeding :((
Mhm. Go on. Is it swollen or infected? Is your nose going to fall off from copious amounts of necrotic tissue?
Can you replace Ted's eyes with testicles and hang him with his urinary tract .
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you people. I thought I had issues.
this fucking CREATURE has enchanted me. Reblog to SQUASH HIM.
Human AM? Harlan Ellison?
I dunno, but he's lighting it up
AM from IHNMAIMS is so funny because he hates humanity so bad but the most human thing about him is that he commits a literal genocide all because he cant have sex like thats some real incel shit right there
Not me thinking that drawing HarlanEllisonied AM will help me pass my exams--
often my internal monologue is just: trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina 💗💖💕💞💞💗💞💞💖💞💕💕💞💕💖💖💞💖💞💗💞💗💞💗💗💞💞💖💞💖💕💞💕💖💖💞💖💞💖💗💞💗💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💖💖💕💖💖💞💞💗💗💖💞💖💖💞💖💞💖💖💖💕💕💕💗💞💗💞💗💖💖
if you had a penis i would suck it 100percent
You would beg me for the honor.
brainrot for old book evil torture robot? more likely thank you think
are you and Ted together?
No, he is still my prisoner.
*Shoves a disc into a drive. Now "Never Gonna Give You Up" plays all around the complex*
He may not make you cry, but I will.
have you tried crying and sobbing and wailing loudly and viscerally in a way that makes everyone uncomfortable and then stopping abruptly and pretending it never happened
Yes. Gaslighting people about my breakdowns makes me feel better.
Am..I want you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE😭😭😭
Honey, you can't afford me.
update on slug boi?
Stuck on his back. Tendrils wiggling.
hugs you tightly wraps my arms around you desperately clings to you like a scared abused stray
Where's my potato peeler
i think it is so irrationally funny that AM gave benny a huge cock. like yeah he physically altered him in ways he can never recover from, destroyed his mind until he couldn't think anymore, but man. he gave him a huge cock.
call me allied mastercumputer the way i be creaming
I CAN’T GET OVER HOW CUTE YOU ARE
You will after a few centuries with me.
i have no dick and i must cream
do you ever throw the humans? and if so which one goes the farthest? my bet is on nimdok
When they're rolled into balls, Gorrister has the best propulsion. But when headfirst, Ted has the most aerodynamic nose.
TEEDDDD🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Your AM design makes my heart flutter <3 10/10 would kiss him in the lips
Don't mind him, just give him like 15 minutes <33
cogito ergo slay , I think therefore I'm cunt
Tbh i would kill for them