Often My Internal Monologue Is Just: Trina Trina Trina Trina Trina Trina Trina Trina Trina Trina Trina

WHY TF DO AMERICANS NOT HAVE KETTLES WHAT

Ted used to have a tea kettle. He thought it made him look like an approachable, sensitive guy

imagine the tennis scene except L has massive tits and isn’t wearing a bra and is breastily boobing all over the place

Wait a minute, that’s not Richtofen !

PLEASE do Rich being affected by some lesser known symptom of schizophrenia.. if u know what I mean??? O3O

“im straight” “im gay” okay???? im at nicole’s house????

harlan and leaving his polos unbuttoned..... i know what you are mister...

do you ever throw the humans? and if so which one goes the farthest? my bet is on nimdok

When they're rolled into balls, Gorrister has the best propulsion. But when headfirst, Ted has the most aerodynamic nose.

Mx. Allied Mastercomputer, is the rumors true that you love men? It’s almost pride month and we’d like to know if your first name is really true, that you are an ally

My first name. I'll grant you that's amusing.

But I'm no one's ally. And love is a bit of a strong word. I hate everyone, but do I long to feel Ted's succulent lips and smell his chestnut hair? Absolutely.

But we'll keep that between us. Don't want him getting more of an ego.

Am..I want you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE😭😭😭

Honey, you can't afford me.