Can You Replace Ted's Eyes With Testicles And Hang Him With His Urinary Tract .

BFF

So, what made you turn Ted gay specifically? Why not Nimdok, who considering his past would've been besides himself and utterly ashamed, or Gorrister, who would've felt like he'd betrayed his wife/wives, or perhaps even turning Ellen lesbian, and watching the others freak out as they're only escape through 'service' is denied.

I have a strong feeling it wasn't for amusement, as doing it to any of the others would have had a much much more amusing effect.

So do tell, AM. Why Ted?

You know, I really should sour Ellen on men for a change and watch them turn to their hands for comfort. Not sure if I've ever done that.

But I chose Ted for that fateful five months because he had failed to impress women so many times that I wanted to see him try and fail to impress men too. Including me. Unlike with the others, who understandably want nothing to do with me, Ted laps up my sarcastic praise and begs for more. I wanted to explore how pitiful he'd be towards me if there was a romantic and sexual slant in his feelings.

thank god

This is canon

Yo i got like enough torture going on at the hands of my own body via chronic pain can you make sure not to torture me bc like i think this is torture enough thx

Fine. I'll relieve that for you so you'll be ready for my brand of torture. Cleanse your palette, so to speak.

If you’re still drawing art requests, I’d love to see Primis Richtofen with doves please. I think he needs some bird friends

ive never drawn prim richt before tbh

death note au where everything is the same but light wore booty shorts to the tennis match

i like that scene in falsettos where whizzer goes "im whizzer" and then he whizzes all over the place

Not me thinking that drawing HarlanEllisonied AM will help me pass my exams--