Have You Tried Crying And Sobbing And Wailing Loudly And Viscerally In A Way That Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

MellodraMattic headcanon Matt constantly shows Mello shitposts on his phone and computer while they work and quotes some of them as vocal stims or to lighten the mood and Mello yells at him to do his fucking job

*hands you a blunt*

*hands you a blunt force trauma*

Does Ted get a kiss for pride month?

No, he got a wet willy with battery acid.

AM be honest, do you kiss Ted in your free time

⚡ anon

Occasionally I brush a wire across his lips as he sleeps. A human. A lifeform lower than an amoeba. And yet, the perfect man. A treasure beyond the comprehension of the women who spurned his hackneyed pickup lines. Well he's mine now. Preserved perfectly in my belly.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Them

hi i made this and it makes me giggle. no one talk to me about in trousers it's a sacred thing to me and i do not wish to share it. but i want u to see this

shoutout to all the other harlan ellison fans.. u guys r just like me fr (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Schadenfreude!

"Ted, this is the Allied Mastercomputer, you are dead, you are dead meat, I am going to kill you. I am gonna come to your house, I am going to rip out your TRI CHE AH. I am going to nuke your house with your wife and kids inside, and then im gonna come and im gonna sow SALT on the place of where those innocent babies had been, you are dead, you are so dead. CALL ME." -The ihnmaims radio drama, probably.

"I'm nauseous!" "I'm nauseous! >:[" "I'm simple :D" "I'm Jewish ^_^" "SLAAAAVERY SLAAAAAVERY"