Jay Wow

*holds up four monkeys* I relate ta all of them ta much someone pls H E L P

yay! <3 <3 <3 <3 i love that you also don't mind this ship its so hard to find content for it theres only like three people writing it on ao3 <3 <3 <3

darkhumor anon

Awww at least people write it!!

Requested by:

Tarc1vx

TWS:

Arm trauma

I'm sorry Kai but writing angst for ya is my specialty so also I'm not a doctor!

Cole and Kai had been sent on mission together which was great because they missed spending alone time together

They were just trying to get some map or something in a cave Kai had lit his hand on fire so they'd have some light to see

The two stayed close together hopefully they'd be done with this soon so they can go back to the monastery and have a date

"Soooo how much you wanna bet that this is a trap?" Kai kicked a pebble as they walked

"Kai not everything's a trap" Cole shook his head fondly

Cole later would take those words back they ran into four traps they got out of them all without getting hurt and got the map

Only for the cave to well cave in Cole had gotten out fine but he couldn't fine Kai at all

"Kai?! KAI WHERE ARE YOU!?" Cole was not freaking out here okay he was

Cole thew rocks out of the caves entrance trying to get back in to find Kai he needed to get to his boyfriend

"Dude I'm right here knock it off" Cole whipped around seeing Kai he felt relieved before panicking at the sight of Kai's arm

"What the fuck happened?!" Cole ran over to Kai grabbing his arm carefully Kai winced

"It isn't that bad" Kai would like to take it back it was that bad his arm was basically slashed to hell

"Not that bad? Kai your arm is basically shredded! I can see bones!" Cole shoved Kai onto the floor gently as he looked through his bag

"I'm fine Cole" Kai winced when Cole glared at him okay keeping quiet now

Cole grinned when he found the med kit Zane packed for them he can clean and bandage Kai's arm until they get to Zane so he can look at it

"You're so stupid I love you never do that again" Cole means it Kai gets this hurt again and Cole's switching sides

"Can't promise that but at least I'm better than Zane?" Kai smiled at Cole who did not look impressed with Kai at the moment

Monster fucker

Requested by:

YaoiScreech

TWS:

None :3

This is smut (badly written probably but yeet-) so if ya do not want ta read smut than,,,,idk bye? I hope that doesn't sound rude (　・３・)

Also the two cocks is from the dragon side,,,,no dialog bc I'd die laughing from it hope ya enjoy it!

The moment Garmadon had Kai alone after a fight that he and the ninjas had not been prepared for Garmadon yanked Kai into a kiss

Kai giggled into the kiss shivering as Garmadon's hands or well two of them explored his body

Another set of hands was holding onto Kai's hips in an almost bruising grip not that Kai minds it at all

It didn't hurt too badly and there's the plus side of having marks from Garmadon!~ Look Kai just likes being marked and Garmadon likes marking him

Something about oni and dragons being possessive of whats theirs Kai was draw out of his thoughts when Garmadon picked him up

And moved to the bed placing Kai down and worked on removing both of their clothing Kai was too busy trying to behave to help him

Once there clothing were off Garmadon got the lube which was a special kind they learned normal ones did NOT work well

Garmadon squeezed some lube onto his fingers rubbing them over Kai's ass before pushing one into it

Kai bit his lip trying to stay relaxed as Garmadon worked him open Garmadon huffed smiling and kissed Kai on the cheek

Once Garmadon was satisfied with how opened Kai was now he purred some lube onto his cocks gently pushing into Kai

Kai let out a whine legs wrapping around Garmadon who kissed his neck starting at a slow pace

Before working his way up to a faster pace which had Kai gripping at Garmadon's arms as Garmadon fucked him

Which given how big Garmadon was and that he had two cocks and wow Kai hit the jackpot there was really ruining Kai's ability to think

HCs’ for MILF Kai :3 and if Kai was a MILF in the show, what would of changed in the show ;3 hehehe

MY WIFE! also sorry for the gun ily please come hoooome

● Kai would be so motherly ta the others

● "Oh you lost your memories? Poor thing" - Kai ta Zane before adopting his ass

● Definitely felt horrible bc she made Cole cry once over how she mothers them

● Nya demanded Kai not adopt Jay since that's her bf

● Kai spoils Lloyd

● A working mom with two jobs- being a ninja and dealing with Wu

● Kai is still the same as the show just.....got a kid and then some

● She wears dresses sometimes but rarely

● Wu was pushed down the stairs by her when Morro showed up

Kai: I get you're good now but Lloyd's been my kid so sorry you can't have her back

Garmadon: I'm his dad???

Kai: and? I'm his mom dad and big sibling all in one get on my level

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Requested by:

Lazy_Cat13

TWS:

None

For my beloved wifey I give ya this not perfect or everyone but i thought ya would find it funny regardless

Logan laid on Cooper's bed with her head on the boys lap they're supposed to be studying but Logan was bored and the words kept jumping around

So Cooper agreed to a break which good old Cooper she can always relay on him to know what's up with her and be able to help her

"Hey Cooper" Logan placed her phone down on her stomach waiting for the boy to answer her

"No Logan we can't use the oven or stove" Cooper's answer was because of last time Logan was here she kept bugging him to let her make something because she was hungry

But apparently it's "not okay" and "not safe" for kids to use the stove or oven which she does all the time at home!

"That's not it just was wondering if you think I'd look good in this" Logan picked her phone up again making sure it was still unlocked before showing Cooper

Cooper raised an eyebrow why was Logan showing him a picture of a dress? Well he can't judge Logan for what he wears that wouldn't be okay

"I mean it's nice but I thought you liked blue?" Cooper thinks the dress is pretty but it's red not blue

"Oh duh blues great and all but I like it in red" Logan rolled her eyes "and my mom's would like to see me in a dress when they come home"

"Huh? Why?" Cooper frowned a bit why would Logan's mom's want to see the other in a dress?

"Because I'm their daughter Coop" Logan didn't notice Cooper's shocked face but she did notice when he jumped up making her fall over

"YOUR WHAT?!" Cooper can't believe he didn't notice that he winced seeing Logan pop up from the floor glaring at him "oops sorry Lo"

Favorite Ninjago ships? You can sort them by each character or just list them all lmao

Anon,,,,,there's 2 many I'll just do top twelve rn

Any Kai ship has my heart (Not Kai/family members pls don't misunderstand 😭)

Samurai (Pixal/Nya)

Glacier (Cole/Zane)

AmberPhoenix (Skylor/Nya)

Ash (Garmadon/Ray)

Sandstorm (Morro/Cole)

Pixane (Pixal/Zane)

StolenData (Skylor/Pixal)

Jaya (Jay/Nya)

Scruff (Dareth/Ronin)

SmokeSpeed (Griffin/Ash)

Inventor (Julien/Cyrus)

So bad but have a relationship chart for the seaflame au for the start at least

Love: Jay & Nya, Zane & Pixal

Friends: Jay & Cole, Jay & Zane, Jay & Kai, Jay & Lloyd, Nya & Cole, Nya & Zane, Nya & Pixal, Cole & Zane, Cole & Kai, Cole & Lloyd, Zane & Kai, Zane & Lloyd

Family: Nya & Kai, Nya & Lloyd (forgot ta add that line it's like almost 4 am so), Kai & Lloyd

Neutral: Kai & Pixal....she's neutral with everyone but Nya & Zane but again almost 4 am so

Hate: None....yet

Poor Cookies

Requested by:

forgestorm

TW:

Death of a cookie sheet and cookies

I did use the hc of Kai not being able ta read but his trying his best here....failing but still trying

Kai stared at the burnt lumps of cookies on the cookie sheet he had just wanted to make Jay something cooking was Kai's strong suit not baking

But he thought with Zane's instructions he could make Jay some cookies but somehow it went wrong Kai isn't sure how

Kai groaned holding his face fsm this was so embarrassing he ended up having to throw the cookie sheet away in the end he couldn't save it

Kai pouted as he did the dishes that did survive his failed attempt at making cookies he felt a pair of arms wrap around his waist

"Heyyyy Kai baby what smells burnt?" Jay placed his chin on Kai's shoulder

".....Cookies" Kai placed the mixing bowl in the drying rack ignoring how red his face was from his embarrassment

"Cookies?" Jay knows Kai isn't a baker so why was he making cookies?

"I um wanted to make you cookies" Kai pouted more he still can't figure out where he went wrong

Jay cooed pulling Kai away from the sink after turning off the water can't have Zane yelling at Jay again for that

"Here I'll help you!" Jay beamed at Kai who looked uncertain

"But it isn't a surprise then if you help with them" Kai had wanted it to be a surprise after all

"Eh it's fine!" Jay kissed Kai's forehead going and grabbing everything they'd need Kai watched rubbing his hands together

Jay came back with things for a simple easy cookie to make placing them down waving Kai over who moved to where Jay was standing

"Here you can make them and I'll tell you what to do" Jay was only offering because he knows Kai wanted to make them

"Okay fine" Kai kissed Jay's cheek he can do this how hard can it be this time?

"Now take the flour and pour some into the bowl" Jay went and turned on the oven while Kai poured the flour

"Done....is this enough?" Kai looked at Jay who hummed going over and looking

"Yeah! Now add the baking soda!" Jay smiled at Kai who looked confused

"But this isn't the baking soda?" Kai held up the bottle he thought baking soda came in boxes

"Kai baby honey love of my life that is it....what did you put in your first batch" Jay raised an eyebrow at Kai wondering what the hell he thought was baking soda

Kai glared at Jay putting the bottle down and went and grabbed....salt that was salt okay Jay's thankful the cookies brunt wait that's mean his boyfriends trying his best!

"Kai that's salt" Jay watched Kai blink looking at the bottle struggling to read it before turning more red

"Oh....fuck it is" Kai was never going to live this down was he? His boyfriends gonna hold it over his head forever