HCs’ for MILF Kai :3 and if Kai was a MILF in the show, what would of changed in the show ;3 hehehe
MY WIFE! also sorry for the gun ily please come hoooome
● Kai would be so motherly ta the others
● "Oh you lost your memories? Poor thing" - Kai ta Zane before adopting his ass
● Definitely felt horrible bc she made Cole cry once over how she mothers them
● Nya demanded Kai not adopt Jay since that's her bf
● Kai spoils Lloyd
● A working mom with two jobs- being a ninja and dealing with Wu
● Kai is still the same as the show just.....got a kid and then some
● She wears dresses sometimes but rarely
● Wu was pushed down the stairs by her when Morro showed up
Yes! Kai even as a villain would save a kid even if it's Lloyd who he "disliked" at first and canon and it wasn't even that bad it was the same as the others just ig louder given how the fandom treats it
But Kai leaving Lloyd or any kid behind when he can save them is not what he'd do Kai is labeled as "selfish" but he really isn't
Not in the way the fandom and the characters in Ninjago say he is at least everyone is a little selfish no one is ever truly selfless at all times
I can see Kai leaving Lloyd in the arms of one of the others like throwing him up ta the others and telling them ta leave him yeah I can see that but never leaving Lloyd behind
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
So I've had my eyes opened by my 2 favorite lesbians Mks dad shipping is the only option except Pigsy is the only one actually by law related ta mk(by adoption) & the other three have ta somehow get Mk & Mei & Jin & Yin ta agree for some fucking reason ta them being with Pigsy
Mk bc his Pigsys kid
Mei bc she's kinda his kid by being mks bff
Yin & Jin bc Pigsy fed them once and now they won't leave
meh who needs sleep anyways
darkhumor anon
MEEEEE I NEED IT PLEASE
My brain when I want sleep saying fuck ya no stay up:
Jesus h christ how many gifs do you have
darkhumor anon (frazzled edition)
I don't have any I just look em up Darkhumor anon
What Ifs
Requested by:
Justinuse
TWS:
Feelings of being abandoned
Manipulation
Y'know the episode(s) where Logan was taken by the nightmare king and night hunter this is a what if
Logan sat in the cage staring at the floor of it the others weren't coming to save him they didn't even notice he was gone Zoey took his spot on the team
None even thought of the idea of him being trapped in the nightmare relam or anything of the sorts just thought he dipped was he that unnecessary to them?
Logan picked at his fingers it hurt being abandoned by the others his grown to kinda like them all guess they didn't feel the same way about him
So Logan had two options save himself or join the nightmare king both sounded....unfun and like he'll wake up hating himself sightly
But if the others don't care about him why should he care about them!? Logan sat up straight seeing the night hunter walk into the room? Yeah his calling it a room
"Hello little dreamer" The night hunter walked closer and Logan wanted to hit him just a little "have you made a choice?"
"I have" Logan was so regretting it already but his made his choice and his a stubborn person his got it "I'm joining"
The night hunter looked surprised by this or well Logan thinks he did kinda hard to get a read on this guy but Logan's just gonna say he was
"Are you sure that's a smart move" The night hunter sounded pained? Logan isn't paying that any mind right now his too hurt for that
"I'm sure" Logan probably isn't but he isn't just sitting here for the rest of his life because the others didn't care for him enough to make sure he was okay before jumping to him dipping on them when they needed him
The night hunter sighed unlocking the cage not looking at Logan as he guided him to the nightmare king and again Logan isn't paying that any mind his made his choice
He just hopes his choice was right
Kai/any of the moms hcs?
HELLO!? yaaaaay Kai
● Started as a joke kai made bout stealing his mom bc Jay got with Nya it turned into reality
● Libber has Kai call her mommy in the bed room
● Kai definitely bottoms for Libber even when she's on the bottom
● Libber once gave Kai a collar has a joke he threw it out the window
● Sooooooo much sass in the bedroom
● Woman who hasn't gotten laid in YEARS vs Bratty sub who can't keep his mouth shut
● Libber is the queen of after care
● All I'm saying is Jay walked in on them making out once Libber still teases him over it
● Libber is surprisingly the horn dog of the two Kai is horny yes but she's on a whole another level
● Libber has bent Kai in ways he didn't think was possible
Bby Gar & Ninjas
Notes:
Requested by:
Lazy_Cat13
I had a lot of fun with this
The ninjas all looked at the baby in front of them they had been trying to do whatever Wu wanted them to do they kinda forgot what it was seeing baby Garmadon
"Is it me or is that Garmadon but a baby?" Jay cannot believe his eyes right now
"No pretty sure we all see it" Nya was just as confused as her boyfriend was at the moment Zane seemed to be rebooting and Cole was also shocked
Kai was the first to move picking up baby Garmadon Lloyd immediately was at his side trying to look at his now baby baba it was odd being older than his baba
"What are we supposed to do with baby baba?" Lloyd had the urge to hide his baba away from any harm and just protect him
"Well firstly let's get him back to the monastery and checked on just in case" Normally Kai would ruffle Lloyd's hair by now but his got a baby in his arms
"Baby baba will stay in my room" Lloyd started walking off Kai following closely behind the others just looked at each other
"So we all pretend this was a fever dream later right?" Cole was going to even if the others didn't
"Oh totally" Nya was just going to go to bed when back at the monastery and pretend this never happened
"Yeah this....baby Garmadon thing? Never happened" Jay is going to force this memory out his mind so he can live in somewhat peace
"Perhaps we should follow our teammates now" Zane could already tell the two were going to leave them behind if they saw it fit to
I know you said you didn't do steam, but maybe you could try doing it?
Noooo get outta my inbox! Go shoo!!! No family fucking!!!
Jay Wow
Requested by:
Lazybum
TWS:
None
Notes:
Sorry it's sort got ta doing it and my brain went "Byeeeeee!~"
It had been a good day so far for the ninjas no fights no Wu coming out of nowhere to say "ninjas there's something I haven't told you"
And no extra trauma so yeah good day Nya went out with Lloyd for big sis lil bro bonding which left the others in the monastery alone
Jay had holed himself in his room which wasn't out of the ordinary what was is when they heard him crying Cole Zane and Kai looked at each other
Before coming to an agreement which was having Cole force open Jay's door the three sighed seeing Jay crying and listening to some movie
Jay looked at them before pointing at the TV and crying more Cole went over scooping him up and going to his bed cuddling with Jay on it
Kai turned off the TV while Zane curled up on Jay's over side once the TV was off he went over laying on top of Jay who sighed smiling