RUBY

choosing to believe ruby would chop her hair off when she's like 15 to spite sabrina 

ruby redfort sketches i did that i'm very proud of 'cause lauren child said she liked them, i will never stop bragging about this

clancy walking into an inanimate object: excuse me

ruby walking into an inanimate object: fuck you, fuck your mum, fuck your kids 

Dark Academia Subjects : Botany

so I was at dymocks yesterday (like australian barnes and noble) and I saw this kid contemplate buying ruby redfort and I just stood there whispering ‘buy the book buy the book buy the book buy the book buy the book’

i think they did too 

someone make this a fic pls 

pls lmk if this is wrong but i think ruby stopped skateboarding after ftf which is just so tragic bc imagine ruby skating through the hallways at spectrum or smthing while waiting for LB to yell at her 

is it ruby in my pfp??? is it me???

that’s a secret I’ll never tell 

Graphic design is my passion and 80’s movies are my vice

DUDE THAT CRAZY COPS = B99 THING I HADN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT BUT I THOROUGHLY AGREE 

Ruby Redfort headcanons

Australian Ruby. Would be cute considering LB is Australian & it would pass that down, also the line in pyp where the two evil guys say that the Australian guy must be British would be funnier. She also has the teenage Australian chaos as discussed by @rubyredfortncarnivorousplants

Clancy becomes obsessed with aquariums, even though he’s still terrified of underwater creatures he just goes to get the adrenaline rush.

When Ruby’s older (like 18-21+ whatever) she, like the rest of the action agents gets trained to use a gun and everyone is terrified of her.

Crazy cops and Brooklyn 99 are like the same thing. aka Ruby would LOVE b99

I have more which I’ll add tomorrow but I’m extremely tired and I don’t think this makes sense but anyways thanks for reading them

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

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ruby redfort. working on a book lineup for her but she is currently my fav 2 draw………….. this funky genius annoying thirteen year old!!! i like her a lot!!