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Ruby Redfort headcanons
Australian Ruby. Would be cute considering LB is Australian & it would pass that down, also the line in pyp where the two evil guys say that the Australian guy must be British would be funnier. She also has the teenage Australian chaos as discussed by @rubyredfortncarnivorousplants
Clancy becomes obsessed with aquariums, even though he’s still terrified of underwater creatures he just goes to get the adrenaline rush.
When Ruby’s older (like 18-21+ whatever) she, like the rest of the action agents gets trained to use a gun and everyone is terrified of her.
Crazy cops and Brooklyn 99 are like the same thing. aka Ruby would LOVE b99
I have more which I’ll add tomorrow but I’m extremely tired and I don’t think this makes sense but anyways thanks for reading them
DUDE THAT CRAZY COPS = B99 THING I HADN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT BUT I THOROUGHLY AGREE
Ruby Redfort headcanons
Australian Ruby. Would be cute considering LB is Australian & it would pass that down, also the line in pyp where the two evil guys say that the Australian guy must be British would be funnier. She also has the teenage Australian chaos as discussed by @rubyredfortncarnivorousplants
Clancy becomes obsessed with aquariums, even though he’s still terrified of underwater creatures he just goes to get the adrenaline rush.
When Ruby’s older (like 18-21+ whatever) she, like the rest of the action agents gets trained to use a gun and everyone is terrified of her.
Crazy cops and Brooklyn 99 are like the same thing. aka Ruby would LOVE b99
I have more which I’ll add tomorrow but I’m extremely tired and I don’t think this makes sense but anyways thanks for reading them
because we need more of these.
this is all pretty random, it's just shit that comes to mind so bear with me. there isn’t really textual evidence for any of this, its purley based off vibes
The whole gang is rich, excluding Red, and she is absolutely baffled by their need for huge houses and will poke fun at them all the time.
Mouse grows up to become a very well known screenwriter
Del is captain of every sports team there is, save for track, which she is definitely *not* bitter about
Elliot and Mouse are both really big nature lovers and big environmental activists
Red was the last one to make friends with the rest of them, she moved to after leaving her shitty dad in bumfack Nebaskra or something, her and her mum moved to Twinford when she was about 11 or 12.
speaking of which: fuck Red’s dad. I don’t even think this is a headcanon. I think this is canon.
anyway, Ruby, Clancy and Mouse are all friends from like, preschool or something.
Elliot showed up in kindy, Del in like, fifth/sixth grade, then Red.
Red’s mum is a cool mum™️
Del has several *interesting* stories from the few times she volunteered to watch over Bug while no one else could
Everyone but Ruby and Clancy have this ongoing inside joke about all of the time Ruby has just gone MIA, avoiding them all, and Clancy starts acting real suspicious around the same time, and what they could be up to
Red bakes to cheer everyone up
Mouse and Red are avid tea drinkers
Ruby went through a whole week of dressing as doll-like as possible, to appease her mother and get out of a bit of trouble, and none of her friends have ever let her forget it
Elliot and Clancy are avid birthday planners
They also frequently geek out about sci-fi stuff together
When Mouse runs for class president (becuase you know she totally would) Ruby gets Hitch on board to come up with an elaborate plan to figure out how likely each candidate is to win and why, so she can help out Mouse a little, she deserves it. Ruby was feeling generous. Also she owed Mouse one.
Del and Ruby are RIVALS when it comes to ping pong, no one but the other can beat them and they’re ALWAYS neck to neck
Del will help patch up her friends if they’ve been hurt while skating, playing sport, in a fight, whatever, she’d gotten good at doing that for herself with all the sport and fighting she does
Red is a very talented artist
Clancy is the designated driver of the group once they turn sixteen
He also has the house that's most frequently used for parties, sleepovers, etc on account of it being SO HUGE
Red is constantly changing her hair
Elliot will help her. no one knows why. he just does.
Clancy is probably a renaissance faire nerd
Ruby laughs at him for it but not as hard as Minny does
that's all for now folks but uhh if you couldn’t tell i love this friend group sm and Mouse Huxtable deserves more love
man seeing old posts of mine in the ruby redfort tag is so weird
my personal Clancy Crew headcanon (if rr was modern) is that he fucking loves Google Earth. Like he will spend hours going to all these different places, especially ones in the ocean and just ‘explore’. he does all the quizzes and games too. Ruby thinks its weird and tries telling him it would be better irl but he obviously doesn’t listen :)
don’t know where this came from but it feels right