When Will People Use The Anon Function To Send Passionate, Homosexual Anonymous Love Letters

That's my line. God is stealing my bit.

one quarter of tumblr users identify as a god

TWILIGHT ZONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Imagine if you will, myself, jumping over a shark in a thunderstorm to dunk a basketball.

Like this. Only possible in... The Twilight Zone.

To who (or what) ever is sending some of my possessions into The Twilight Zone: Please stop. I need those. -R.S.

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Imagine if you were going about your day until your face just... disappeared. Don't worry! This is a Normal problem that many people face in this society. You just go to lost and found and describe the face you lost. Go on. You remember your face, right? I mean, you wear it every day. You look at it more times than you can count. Alright, fine, if you can't describe your face, how about we go and look for it. I'll show you two of our lost faces, and you say which one looks mostly like your face. That way, I can slowly narrow down to yours.

Alright, I've narrowed it down to the last three. This should be an easy choice, given how diff- I'm sorry, what's that? They all look... the same to you? Nonsense, can't you see how different and unique they are? One of these must be your face, just look harder! Which of these has your eyes? Your nose? Is this hair familiar? Oh come on, hurry up and pick!

The Twilight Zone - Season 3 Episode 10 (1961) “The Midnight Sun”

File this case under T, for transgender

“Imagine you were a girl, forced to live in a male body? And if you tried to change your body, a lot of powerful people would get really mad about it, and actively try to stop you? Wouldn’t that be fucked up? Wouldn’t that suck? Hi I’m Rod Sterling. Tonight we’ll experience the existential horror of:

- The Trans Woman”

Season 2 Episode 27 "The Mind and The Matter"

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.