Rodserlingofficial - Rod Serling

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.

rod what are you doing on tumblr

The same thing that you are likely doing here. Enjoying an archive of humanity, one updated daily by its denizens. And to talk directly to viewers like you, in a manner unprecedented in my time. -R.S.

Can I have uuuuuuuhhhh large coke no ice?

Not sure when your coke would come with ice.

It's 9 pm. at night. not the morning. I may be stupid.

Mod Serling Here! My computer claims that I made posts for Rod Serling 4 hours ago, and I remember doing so, but I was also asleep 4 hours ago??

Transliterating Writing Humachine

Visual Massage #212/300, H3lix.

10 Sept 2021.

At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."

Mr Serling are you the version of Rod Serling that is the creator of the show, or the in-show/in-universe omnipotent narrator of the episodes?

Yes.

CREATURE????