Imagine if you were going about your day until your face just... disappeared. Don't worry! This is a Normal problem that many people face in this society. You just go to lost and found and describe the face you lost. Go on. You remember your face, right? I mean, you wear it every day. You look at it more times than you can count. Alright, fine, if you can't describe your face, how about we go and look for it. I'll show you two of our lost faces, and you say which one looks mostly like your face. That way, I can slowly narrow down to yours.
Alright, I've narrowed it down to the last three. This should be an easy choice, given how diff- I'm sorry, what's that? They all look... the same to you? Nonsense, can't you see how different and unique they are? One of these must be your face, just look harder! Which of these has your eyes? Your nose? Is this hair familiar? Oh come on, hurry up and pick!
Why isn’t your last name Sterling?
You might as well ask why doesn't the Sun orbit the Moon. It simply is how things are, and how things will continue to be.
A warm welcome to those of you who have just joined us. I hope you find your stay here in The Twilight Zone most enjoyable.
>Wake up. >Reblog posts that belong in the Twilight Zone. >Create one or two funny posts. >Observe the Torment Nexus. >Sleep. >Repeat.
And with that simply gesture, intergalactic peace.
Imagine if you will, a young man, tired beyond belief. Sleepy. Perhaps even eepy. This young man will be faced by forces beyond his control that will try and drag him from his cozy and warm bed. That force? Capitalism. Welcom... to The Twilight Zone.
Mod Serling Here! My computer claims that I made posts for Rod Serling 4 hours ago, and I remember doing so, but I was also asleep 4 hours ago??
Mr Sterling, opinion on gummy bears?
The Gummy Bear; The humble German sweet, likely one older than any of you watching. This gelatine ursid, whose origin is much darker than you would think, are quite the delightful treat.
You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.
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