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The wolf-man cowers in the corner of the shrine he adopted as his home and began to take care of, having heard many stories from fellow “monsters” of the lunatic hero who mercilessly pursues his perceived enemies on demand from any villager without anything that would hint at any non-human lineage.

A quiet whine enters the air as the Hero raises his dull sword, wielding it like a barbarian would hold a club rather than how a trained warrior would use even the worst of blades…

It doesn’t take long for the whining to stop.

The hero steps out of the shrine and wipes the sweat from his brow, a broad smile on his face as he sheathes his crimson-stained club. A group of villagers come to congratulate the hero, clapping and cheering before parading him back to town.

Some day soon, the true hero will find the monster in their place, and do unto him all the pain he has inflicted upon others.

“Halt, foul beast! You shall threaten this town no longer!” Yelled the hero, drawing their blade, an ancient artefact that glowed and became razor sharp in the presence of evil.. except it wasn’t only not glowing, but dulled as the hero pointed it at the 8’ tall man-wolf huddled in the corner.

is it wrong to find the Lynels kind of attractive-

Like- I wouldn't mind holding this man's hand. he looks like a very gentle husband

I LOVE HORSES

duality

I see Jimmy as Blue and Yellow at the same time, like an awful tie-dye mess underneath his too-big leather jacket and transition glasses.

Important question:

When colour coding characters, certain choices are obvious (grian = red, martyn = lime, Scott = cyan/teal) but I want to know where you fall on colour coding Mr Jimmy Solidarity.

This is something I’ve seen a lot of with the Bad Boys on if they’re a red-green-yellow trio (like The Heathers from Heathers) or a red-green-blue trio (like Alvin and The Chipmunks from Alvin and The Chipmunks)

Because I’m one hand, Blue for his current skin + old skin as well as it being most of his branding. On the other hand, yellow for his canary curse.

Remember to reblog for a bigger sample size

Persona 5′s Phantom Thieves, but with profiles loosely inspired by MTV’s show Next. 

Bonus profiles for Strikers:

I’ve decided to take up the pass time of Paldean Tauros breeding.

I made a sandwich that instantly made these Five adore me, and I have already gathered over 20 eggs…

I’ve been doing this for about half an hour total. Boy howdy, am I not excited to hatch the eggs, but I’m ready.

Gävlebocken Gogoat

that is all

You can only reblog this today.

A continuation:

Limited life: claim the whole ass ocean and grow every crop on God’s gay earth.

Doing my quarterly rewatch of the ThirdLife seasons, and I always have to appreciate that Scott’s first instinct in a team survival scenario is to start farming while the person he’s buddies up with goes out and commits felonies.

Scott and Jimmy: Claim a corner and pretend to not have cows

Scott and Pearl: Fine B O N E and grow crops

Scott and Cleo: Claim border/ravine end and make a gay little ranch.

I love to see how, over the course of the series, he and his allies grow from a more relaxed sleeper group to one of the scariest late game forces.

Can’t get over how popular Larry/Professor Saguaro is as a ship for Pokémon SV.

The universe as a whole saw the world’s most divorced man in all of Pokémon history and decided that he needed someone to make sure he eats more than rice balls and actually gets some sleep at night.

Also shout out to Rika/Grusha. Absolutely love what they’ve done with their genders. I mean this in the way someone would compliment their friend’s flourishing houseplants.

Advice that’s already out there probably:

if you’re grinding Tera raids in Pokémon SV, and find yourself against an electric type with paralysis being a problem, pop the Covert Cloak on.

Nuzzle will deal next to no damage, and the AI will prioritize it because it sees the potential to paralyze.

Quest Failed.

I got 4 large fries, a large drink, and took some advil to kill a headache.

Reconsider.

Remember, half-skipping allows you to essentially Wave Dash through less populated areas, and even the more populated ones if you don’t fear the easy to outrun moped-cops.

I can't waste any time

Click to see Joker and Akechi’s couples shirts :)

I’ve started so many Shishigumi WIPs and art things that in my head they’re a part of their own franchise at this point.

Like, Legoshi and Haru Who?

I also use them as the ideal framework for an ensemble group of RPG party members. They’re so full of headcanons that they hardly resemble the original lions at this point, but who really cares at this point?

Doing my quarterly rewatch of the ThirdLife seasons, and I always have to appreciate that Scott’s first instinct in a team survival scenario is to start farming while the person he’s buddies up with goes out and commits felonies.

Scott and Jimmy: Claim a corner and pretend to not have cows

Scott and Pearl: Fine B O N E and grow crops

Scott and Cleo: Claim border/ravine end and make a gay little ranch.

I love to see how, over the course of the series, he and his allies grow from a more relaxed sleeper group to one of the scariest late game forces.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

This is death itself. This is the biggest and baddest thing in all of fairy tale, and you want to set it free.

not all have emojis but

Started watching Deathnote because I was bored as fuck, and it’s absolutely the show I’ve seen in my whole life.

Love watching a crowd of autistic fuckers stand in a circle while the body count rises into the thousands, if not millions.

Also, I’ve learned the meaning to of “Kin” by virtue of screaming at L in the same tone I yell at myself when I say or do stupid shit. I ain’t proud, but I sure am experiencing.

Shishigumi + Chief Lion with a male clingy/touch starved s/o

Chief Lion

• Taking advantage of your clinginess, he loves that you always want to be around him and be touched

• Calls you cute nicknames if you're being extra needy, doesn’t matter if you're a guy, he’s still calling you his baby or baby boy

• Makes you sit on his lap all the time, makes him feel powerful over you, and likes giving u teasing bounces

• Lets you play with his mane in private

Ibuki

• Feels a little shell-shocked that someone could want him as much, and he loves that you always wanna be around him

• He lets you rest on his chest when you guys cuddle

• Always offers his hand if you guys can’t cuddle or be on his lap

• If he can’t be around you, he texts and calls you. He doesn’t want you to be sad or needy

Dolph

• Might have a little trouble adjusting to PDA and you being a lil clingy, but in private he’s your teddy bear and pillow

• He loves having you just lay on him, it makes him feel wanted and secure (big serious lion needs love too)

• After he met you, he becomes clingy with you as well, he loves how good you make him feel and now both of you guys are stuck at the hip

• Loves watching movies with you since you guys get to be stuck at the hip for hours (chooses long movies on purpose)

Agata

• Absolutely adores that you are clingy, he’s down to give you all the attention you want. He also feels touch starved himself due to his upbringing, so he wouldn’t want to continue that road with you

• Likes having you on his lap while he plays video games or is doing other tasks around the mansion

• If you’re small, he always has you on his back and you get unlimited piggyback rides

• Is always texting you if he’s out handling business with the rest of the shishigumi

Free

• Mans will not let you go once you tell him your touch starved, he gives you all kinds of hugs and kisses all the time. He also loves doing that in public, and will always be holding you no matter what

• Latches onto you if you two are on the couch watching a movie or just trying to relax, he lays on you or brings you toward him so it saves you from asking

• If you ever feel lonely while he’s out, he’s always down to call instead of text, he loves hearing your voice

• Enjoys the feeling of contact and being wanted by you so much.

Hino

• Cuddle monster alert, whether you like it or not, he’s always gonna cuddle you so he sleeps at peace

• He’s always comforting you, due to his role in the shishigumi, he wants to make you secure in your relationship and make you see he only has eyes for you

• Allows you to lay on him and stay with him for as long as you need, he won’t mind since he loves having someone with him, it helps him with sleep a lot

• Lays his head on yours and covers your face with his silky mane for comfort

Dope

• Like Agata, he texts you whenever he isn’t around you but he always prefers calls in order to make sure you’re okay and not lonely

• He reads you like a book and knows whenever you want attention or touch, he always gives it to you once he notices

• Enjoys when you get distracted and play with his mane, he starts leaving it down more often for you

• Always knows whenever you want to cuddled, held or touched. He loves meeting those needs

Jinma

• Instead of staying home, he takes you to nice places around the city, always holding you as well (rivals free with the PDA)

• Thinks you deserve the best after being touch starved, he wants to take you places and show you off as his

• Has you on his lap lots of times and he loves spooning you when you guys are in bed

• He lets you play with his short mane if that helps you feel comfortable

Sabu

• You know he’s always around, sometimes you might just not see him, but he’s always in your presence

• Loves cuddling on the couch with you, once you fall asleep in his arms or calm down, he lovingly stares at you

• Leaves around little gifts with his scent on them so you don’t get lonely when he’s out

• Likes having his tail near yours or near your body so that you feel him there

Miguel

• He begins to do his gym stuff at home so that he could spend as much time with you as possible, might even ask you to join him or just watch him so you don’t get lonely

• Asks you to lay on his back when he’s doing pushups, for good exercise and so he can feel you

• Loves wrapping his arms around you, he likes seeing you ingulfed by him with no complain

• Will carry you around to show you how strong he is and that he could handle you with ease

The most important thing to remember when adopting a domestic dragon is to get one that fits your personality and lifestyle, since hoarding is only a common practice in some species. If your Cerulean Light-Wing Wyvern begins hoarding bottle caps, it is because your house doesn’t have enough room for it to fly around and comfortably spread out over a number of roosts. It is however, perfectly normal for the Ivory Guard Drake to keep a pile of bones and trinkets that the people it chases off drop near its primary resting spot.

If you have a hoarding dragon, you first need to stop thinking of their gathering as dealing with a problem, and see it as another need that your companion has to be met.

There are a few ways that people will recommend “dealing with” a dragon’s hoarding instincts, the first of which being to ignore it and hope they satisfy themselves, which NEVER WORKS. When young dragons find something that they like, their mind will tell them to claim it as theirs, which can be extremely dangerous if they get things that aren’t designed to be gnawed on like knives or batteries.

The second way is borderline animal abuse, but is the most common method that I’ve heard people trying. Asserting dominance and forcefully dispersing your dragon’s hoard is only going to distress them, especially if you shout or make big, erratic movements as you do so. This will make your companion fearful of you, and more snappy with strangers that come into your home, especially if they are forced to share couch space or stand back while things they want to be theirs are touched and potentially taken by the stranger. This should go without saying, but never get physical with a dragon when you are upset with it. They are faster, sharper, and more specially aware than you are, and even then, they have feelings and do not deserve to be a punching bag for any reason.

The third method, and the best one by far, is to calmly redirect your dragons hoarding to an unobtrusive location in your apartment, house, or property. Most common pet breeds are perfectly happy to pile their selected items in a little closet, especially if you give them a cozy dog bed. This method can take a minute to get through to a dragon, but once they understand that you aren’t stopping their hoarding, they’ll be much calmer about the situation. If you use this method and your dragon takes something dangerous or that you need back, just talk to them. Dragons are intelligent creatures, and if you talk them through why they shouldn’t eat your balls of yarn, they’ll likely understand.

Of course, every dragon is different in their personality and what they even want to hoard, so this whole deal is extremely flexible. If your dragon likes shiny things, trade coins and fun rocks for your TV Remote. If your dragon collects bones from squirrels that get a little too cozy in your backyard, then take the bones and clean them when your dragon is taking a nap. If your dragon doesn’t show any interest in hoarding, then don’t try and get them into the habit for likes on your videos of your “sweet baby pet” trying to claim a statue that’s three times its weight and nearly killing itself by dropping the statue off of a table.

If anyone has any trouble figuring out what all of those boxes and lines mean on the Dragon Breeds website, then I’m more than happy to make a follow up to this guide telling you how to properly pick your draconic life companion, with some information on the bigger breeds as well.

Small domestic house dragons have become the norm. Here is a guide on how to deal with the hoarding instinct of your little one.

I never left silly mode.

Do I still get the quest reward, or do I have to re-meet the condition?

Go Silly Mode.

why are they so bitchy

The moment my boss at Cinnaholic gets tired of having an actual useful employee, y’all get the entire recipe list.

when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

The Cruel King and the Brave Hero has killed me.

I still have to fucking go to work tomorrow, but I’ve been crying for an hour even though everything is technically fine and being fixed.

The game is great and I’m gonna keep playing, but also-

I present a resting Loki.

Requesting Cute Pet Photos :)