I’ve Decided To Take Up The Pass Time Of Paldean Tauros Breeding.

Here’s a photo of my current oldest Pokémon and one of my closet companions, Mudsdale! He loves to go on walks and rides around the grounds, but recently he’s taken to attempting to adopt other Pokémon that come into his immediate sphere of influence.

At the moment, we’re on our way to return my neighbor’s Dedenne, who she generally lets roam around the countryside… I don’t need a Dedenne eating up my treat stashes for when the Tauros or Doduo act right, so back home she goes!

I want a chiropractor to catch me in a Potimpkin Buster and release all of the tension in my spine in one fell swoop.

‘Continue painting downwards, and I will ensure, by my own axe, that the value of your artwork increases tenfold, short one. -snort-‘

Stupid sexy Asterius.

TAUROS IS BALLING!!!!

Consider:

Grian as War

Martyn as Famine

Pearl as Pestilence

Scott as Death

I'm opening Trick-or-Treat Inbox just for tonight! Send a Trick-or-Treat and I'll give you random stuff.

Luigi gets pegged

Good world design elements that you should almost always use:

Large carnivorous monsters that kill and eat people but also serve as mounts and are sweet babies with the people that handle them.

Floating islands that logically make no sense but are cool to explore

Baseball bats as weaponry in any remotely modern-ish setting

Elemental type triangles/squares

Nonhuman cultures and locations build with their individual bodies and abilities in mind

Me the hell too, WD…

Who could have thought