Quest Failed.

Ganonhorf, though you were really close with Ganonhoof.

I present a resting Loki.

Requesting Cute Pet Photos :)

Larry’s just bat-shit crazy strong, so he’s a security measure against Area Zero. Thus the location of his gym.

His jobs are as an office worker (probably does filing for the E4 or something), gym leader, and E4 combat member.

Something that Larry’s “I’ll be trying my hand at flying-types” dialogue brings up is a theory I’ve had for a good while now, that Gym Leaders and E4 members don’t get to use their real teams to face trainers. They might get to pick their ace or their favorite member to theme their team around, but they have to be manageable for trainers going through their Gym Challenges. It explains why the player never becomes a gym leader or league member outside of Alola, where they’re still figuring everything out.

I think Larry managed to sweep the gym challenge and elite four with just his Staraptor, which is why it’s on both of his teams, and this both impressed and infuriated Geeta to the point of instant Gym Leader status.

Larry Dialogue that Raises my Eyebrows

Am I supposed to be getting the implication that the Elite Four battle is just a BREAK to him? Larry what are you implying, what is your 3rd job

Why does he act like he’s so inexperienced with Flying Types, when he’s been an Elite Four member (who masters their typing) for a while?!?

Why is the Treasure Eatery an option for the Player and Nemona’s final battle, and not like, any other gym?!? WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN

Whyyy is his head turned (it’s funny tbh) and whyy is Medali the closest place to Area Zero?!?! I Am Going Insane

WHY DOES GEETA NOT LIKE LARRY?! In the interview with her, Larry is the only gym leader she responds negatively to. Yet he’s a Gym Leader AND an Elite Four member- she has the power to get rid of him considering she does Gym Inspections. Like???

I know I’m probably Overthinking, but that’s just who I am and thinking about Larry makes me go insane. He’s so cryptic but SO NORMAL simultaneously

‘Continue painting downwards, and I will ensure, by my own axe, that the value of your artwork increases tenfold, short one. -snort-‘

Stupid sexy Asterius.

You are an engineer specialising in repairing robotic androids, in a world where they have gained full awareness, and proclaimed their wish to co-exist with humanity, rather than wage war. Now, damaged androids keep coming to you for repairs, while referring to you as a doctor.

After the War of Silver and Gold - Submitted by SeesawSiya

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Luigi: I have anxiety

Mario: I also have anxiety

...

The Mushroom Kingdom: you're the heroes of prophecy!

Bowser: I want those twinks obliterated

Princess Peach: your our only hope!

The environment: *hostile AF*

...

Mario: I'm gonna suppress the fuck out of my anxiety and new found trauma to protect the kingdom and get the girl.

Luigi: I have more anxiety. AND am completely traumatized but hey! *Nervous laughter* at least I didn't fall in love with the enemy! that would have been suuuper awkward am I right?

Bowser: *on a date with Luigi*

Absolutely Greenie, wanna cuddle later?

Luigi: FUCK YEAH I DO!

He is not inmune to big-cute-goofy-ass goat men 😦

zagreus hadesgame is the character ever. he never shuts the fuck up. hes bi and polyamorous. he has feet made of lava. he enjoys fishing after a long day/night of killing his enemies. he fucking sucks at playing the harp. hes immortal but forever in his 20s and useless. patricide is literally in his job description. he doesnt know what birds are. hes a dogboy. he has a bed in his room that he doesnt sleep in and only ever uses to fuck. he accidentally convinced his friend that dionysus and himself are the same person and got a song written about him. his tits are immaculate. hes my everything

bread boys more like dead boys am i right