Remember, Half-skipping Allows You To Essentially Wave Dash Through Less Populated Areas, And Even The

i ran out of funnies now i just draw aphrodite and hermes over and over again

Scott- Charming escapee, God’s favorite fruit

trying to describe each of the limited life members in 5 words or less (Help me out here)

grian- obligated loyalty / loyalty from guilt jimmy- canary, doomed by the narrative (from @/goldenwitherphoenix13) joel- like a dog, fiercely loyal pearl- always watching, unhinged but loyal big b- always watching cleo- unhinged yet protective mother scar- even more unhinged favorite child bdubs- father's son with dubious loyalties etho- washed up absent father impulse- causes trouble, runs away squealing (from @/eluminium) tango- stubborn pragmatic survivor, surprisingly loyal (from @/eluminium) skizz- loves everyone around him always! (from @/eluminium) scott- charming escapee martyn- chaotic pun maker, lore master (from @/fleetstreetvicomte)

A photo of my Mudsdale and my Stoutland snuggling up together for a nap as it starts to rain outside.

Stoutland’s never particularly liked being on camera, so this is probably going to be one of the few times I actually catch him in a shot.

The inspiration train hit me.

Therefore, I present a pair of boi’s.

Could I do better?

Absolutely.

Will I finish the “Shishigumi in hideous suits that I found in a mall” collection?

Depends how much of my time I spend doing trigonometry and hanging out with 80 year-olds who think that I’m a perfectly straight and good child…

Probably eventually, even if I’m stuck with folks.

The Cruel King and the Brave Hero has killed me.

I still have to fucking go to work tomorrow, but I’ve been crying for an hour even though everything is technically fine and being fixed.

The game is great and I’m gonna keep playing, but also-

Shishigumi + Chief Lion with a male clingy/touch starved s/o

Chief Lion

• Taking advantage of your clinginess, he loves that you always want to be around him and be touched

• Calls you cute nicknames if you're being extra needy, doesn’t matter if you're a guy, he’s still calling you his baby or baby boy

• Makes you sit on his lap all the time, makes him feel powerful over you, and likes giving u teasing bounces

• Lets you play with his mane in private

Ibuki

• Feels a little shell-shocked that someone could want him as much, and he loves that you always wanna be around him

• He lets you rest on his chest when you guys cuddle

• Always offers his hand if you guys can’t cuddle or be on his lap

• If he can’t be around you, he texts and calls you. He doesn’t want you to be sad or needy

Dolph

• Might have a little trouble adjusting to PDA and you being a lil clingy, but in private he’s your teddy bear and pillow

• He loves having you just lay on him, it makes him feel wanted and secure (big serious lion needs love too)

• After he met you, he becomes clingy with you as well, he loves how good you make him feel and now both of you guys are stuck at the hip

• Loves watching movies with you since you guys get to be stuck at the hip for hours (chooses long movies on purpose)

Agata

• Absolutely adores that you are clingy, he’s down to give you all the attention you want. He also feels touch starved himself due to his upbringing, so he wouldn’t want to continue that road with you

• Likes having you on his lap while he plays video games or is doing other tasks around the mansion

• If you’re small, he always has you on his back and you get unlimited piggyback rides

• Is always texting you if he’s out handling business with the rest of the shishigumi

Free

• Mans will not let you go once you tell him your touch starved, he gives you all kinds of hugs and kisses all the time. He also loves doing that in public, and will always be holding you no matter what

• Latches onto you if you two are on the couch watching a movie or just trying to relax, he lays on you or brings you toward him so it saves you from asking

• If you ever feel lonely while he’s out, he’s always down to call instead of text, he loves hearing your voice

• Enjoys the feeling of contact and being wanted by you so much.

Hino

• Cuddle monster alert, whether you like it or not, he’s always gonna cuddle you so he sleeps at peace

• He’s always comforting you, due to his role in the shishigumi, he wants to make you secure in your relationship and make you see he only has eyes for you

• Allows you to lay on him and stay with him for as long as you need, he won’t mind since he loves having someone with him, it helps him with sleep a lot

• Lays his head on yours and covers your face with his silky mane for comfort

Dope

• Like Agata, he texts you whenever he isn’t around you but he always prefers calls in order to make sure you’re okay and not lonely

• He reads you like a book and knows whenever you want attention or touch, he always gives it to you once he notices

• Enjoys when you get distracted and play with his mane, he starts leaving it down more often for you

• Always knows whenever you want to cuddled, held or touched. He loves meeting those needs

Jinma

• Instead of staying home, he takes you to nice places around the city, always holding you as well (rivals free with the PDA)

• Thinks you deserve the best after being touch starved, he wants to take you places and show you off as his

• Has you on his lap lots of times and he loves spooning you when you guys are in bed

• He lets you play with his short mane if that helps you feel comfortable

Sabu

• You know he’s always around, sometimes you might just not see him, but he’s always in your presence

• Loves cuddling on the couch with you, once you fall asleep in his arms or calm down, he lovingly stares at you

• Leaves around little gifts with his scent on them so you don’t get lonely when he’s out

• Likes having his tail near yours or near your body so that you feel him there

Miguel

• He begins to do his gym stuff at home so that he could spend as much time with you as possible, might even ask you to join him or just watch him so you don’t get lonely

• Asks you to lay on his back when he’s doing pushups, for good exercise and so he can feel you

• Loves wrapping his arms around you, he likes seeing you ingulfed by him with no complain

• Will carry you around to show you how strong he is and that he could handle you with ease

man tits.

Yea

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The wolf-man cowers in the corner of the shrine he adopted as his home and began to take care of, having heard many stories from fellow “monsters” of the lunatic hero who mercilessly pursues his perceived enemies on demand from any villager without anything that would hint at any non-human lineage.

A quiet whine enters the air as the Hero raises his dull sword, wielding it like a barbarian would hold a club rather than how a trained warrior would use even the worst of blades…

It doesn’t take long for the whining to stop.

The hero steps out of the shrine and wipes the sweat from his brow, a broad smile on his face as he sheathes his crimson-stained club. A group of villagers come to congratulate the hero, clapping and cheering before parading him back to town.

Some day soon, the true hero will find the monster in their place, and do unto him all the pain he has inflicted upon others.

“Halt, foul beast! You shall threaten this town no longer!” Yelled the hero, drawing their blade, an ancient artefact that glowed and became razor sharp in the presence of evil.. except it wasn’t only not glowing, but dulled as the hero pointed it at the 8’ tall man-wolf huddled in the corner.