I Just Realized That My Most Productive Moment During Quarantine Was When I Made A Steam Punk, Plague

Oook so the exmas are just around the fucking corner, I'm over here fighting against procrastination and stress, studying my ass off, only for anxiety to make an entrance in my head and ask "Are you sure that you know that? What if you forget everything during the exams? What if you fail the panhellenic exams?" Sooo yeah I'm over here crying my heart out, while studying history and sociology. To all of my fellow greek students, good luck to us, we need a fucking psychologist.

reminder: it’s okay to be here only for fandom things

you don’t have to reblog all the posts about politics, the election, the coronavirus outbreak, or really anything else. it’s okay to preserve your fandom spaces for fandom only things. you’re not apathetic or cruel to separate out your spaces. if you find yourself stressing out about what tumblr has to say about these things, get your news from news sources and stick to reblogging beautiful gifs and contributing to meta and recommending mutual pining / fake relationship fics here. it’s okay. it’s natural to need some space to just focus on happiness for a moment. it’s okay. take care of yourselves out there <3

So my mother gave our dog a bath and now she is an angry burrito

My goodness, why did I just found this fan art ? Why am I an idiot? This is a masterpiece *chef's kiss*

Awww I'm so glad you enjoyed my story, I actually enjoy your art a lot

Yup I'm digging in the depths of your account for fanart , I know it's weird but I'm loving it ❤️

A fanart wish from a dear follower @viirazu <3 And yeah I´ve got inspired by Raaaaandomgirls Fanfiction "Finding out" <3 This is one of my favorite Kaiketsu Zorro Fanfic *hrrrrrrrrrrrrr* I'm so addicted to Kaiketsu Zorro and to RayxDiego I'm so sorry x3

I'm pretty sure, the Riddler would enter his

Coquette era

and would absolutely

S L A Y

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

Aaand it's done!

I've been listening to "Rogues! The Podcast" for a while (which is fucking amazing and super heartwarming for my little cold heart.) And I felt inspired, so I decided to sketch Dr. Jonathan Crane (at least how I picture him in my head).

Sooo I recently started AHS.

I'm currently watching Asylum.

This ain't even scary at this point, it's just proof that my humour is broken as fuck.

Dr. Thredson is such a fucking dilf with mommy issues and I love it.

And I know that people might come for my ass with the whole "HE IS A VILLAIN HE RAPED AND KILLED JZUSIBWU", while there are people that have a crush on Tate Langdon (and honestly good for them, go for it) who did the exact same shit. My taste for murderous people consists of FICTIONAL people ONLY.

So yeah Oliver could call me mommy any time.

Sister Judy is literally the baddest bitch of them all and I fucking love iiiit.

My poor Lana Banana needs a fucking break though, my dear darling ain't getting paid enough for this shit.

Also, I love the fact that even Satan is oblivious when it comes to aliens, that it's hilarious.

Sister Mary Eunice needs a break (and no, not her head) and happiness.

And extra protection from demons, obsessive nazi doctors and psychotic nuns.

Oh and lying, stupid ass Monsieur virgins.

Kit and Grace, need fucking vacations at this point.

I'm a retail worker.

Today we restocked on men's winter clothing.

Everything remind me of HIM.