I'm A Retail Worker.

Sooo I recently started AHS.

I'm currently watching Asylum.

This ain't even scary at this point, it's just proof that my humour is broken as fuck.

Dr. Thredson is such a fucking dilf with mommy issues and I love it.

And I know that people might come for my ass with the whole "HE IS A VILLAIN HE RAPED AND KILLED JZUSIBWU", while there are people that have a crush on Tate Langdon (and honestly good for them, go for it) who did the exact same shit. My taste for murderous people consists of FICTIONAL people ONLY.

So yeah Oliver could call me mommy any time.

Sister Judy is literally the baddest bitch of them all and I fucking love iiiit.

My poor Lana Banana needs a fucking break though, my dear darling ain't getting paid enough for this shit.

Also, I love the fact that even Satan is oblivious when it comes to aliens, that it's hilarious.

Sister Mary Eunice needs a break (and no, not her head) and happiness.

And extra protection from demons, obsessive nazi doctors and psychotic nuns.

Oh and lying, stupid ass Monsieur virgins.

Kit and Grace, need fucking vacations at this point.

You know what the funniest job in Star Wars would be? Senator, during the 20 year gap between ROTS and ANH.

Palpatine is the only one with any real power and you're basically just kept around as set dressing. The Emperor shows up once a week to make a villainous monologue and then leaves to go actually run the empire. Darth Vader shows up every couple of months to spend an afternoon breathing ominously at all of you before going back to killing people and crying about his wife. But apart from that? Nothing happens.

The stuff you'd do to not lose your mind from boredom, it'd end up as a nonstop improv routine. "Whose Line Is It Anyway" Senate edition, where the laws are made up and the decisions don't matter. You'd be making flimsi airplanes and throwing them at each other, using the giant holoprojectors to have movie nights, trying to do entire speeches in a Darth Vader voice. It would be great! And then Palpatine would dissolve the senate and probably kill you, but still. Good times while they lasted.

I just realized that my most productive moment during quarantine was when I made a steam punk, plague doctor mask.

Which moment during quarantine do you think was your most productive?

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My goodness, why did I just found this fan art ? Why am I an idiot? This is a masterpiece *chef's kiss*

Awww I'm so glad you enjoyed my story, I actually enjoy your art a lot

Yup I'm digging in the depths of your account for fanart , I know it's weird but I'm loving it ❤️

A fanart wish from a dear follower @viirazu <3 And yeah I´ve got inspired by Raaaaandomgirls Fanfiction "Finding out" <3 This is one of my favorite Kaiketsu Zorro Fanfic *hrrrrrrrrrrrrr* I'm so addicted to Kaiketsu Zorro and to RayxDiego I'm so sorry x3

Me on my way to write the most questionable, rapey fanfic of a show, which is deader than my favourite characters.

So my mother gave our dog a bath and now she is an angry burrito

me having an imaginary argument while taking a shower:

the shampoo bottles:

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me during an actual argument:

Random Rant:

Ok so apparently women are not supposed to masturbate, because that would mean that they are sluts, but men are, because it's their nature to be horny and they need to do it.

Also men are not supposed to cry a.k.a express their feelings, because that would mean that they are pussies, but women are ,because they are the weak gender.

Alright who is the motherfucker who created these idiotic taboos and WHYYYY? Because I really am sick of listening to this bullshit and seeing people treating others like shit based on stereotypes.

Fuck this shit I'm out.