Aaand It's Done!

So my mother gave our dog a bath and now she is an angry burrito

me having an imaginary argument while taking a shower:

the shampoo bottles:

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me during an actual argument:

That's legitimately my life in a nutshell...

I have a ship that currently has 24 works, half of which are not in English. Most of them are from 2017 or older, and the two most recent ones were written by me.

My bf and I just watched the "Iron Man" trilogy and I cannot stress enough that Tony Stark is fucking Daddy material, I-

10y.o me had a major crush on Tony Stark and I guess it was just awakened. Makes perfect sense to me.

I finally came out as a bisexual to my parents today, after being in the closet for so long. My dad's reaction was a simple "Oh ok cool". As for my mom, she was dumbfounded but recovered a couple of minutes later. She didn't really like it, but she accepted me like that either way. I'm so happyyyy❤️❤️❤️

I'm pretty sure, the Riddler would enter his

Coquette era

and would absolutely

S L A Y

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

Random Rant:

Ok so apparently women are not supposed to masturbate, because that would mean that they are sluts, but men are, because it's their nature to be horny and they need to do it.

Also men are not supposed to cry a.k.a express their feelings, because that would mean that they are pussies, but women are ,because they are the weak gender.

Alright who is the motherfucker who created these idiotic taboos and WHYYYY? Because I really am sick of listening to this bullshit and seeing people treating others like shit based on stereotypes.

Fuck this shit I'm out.

Me on my way to write the most questionable, rapey fanfic of a show, which is deader than my favourite characters.