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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

the flock of niche bird blogs

The flock consists of blogs owned by Birdy Buddy Discord members that use BirdyBOT to submit to each other’s nice bird blogs because tumblr is free and no one can stop us

official members

@allblackbirds

@baby-bird-beaks

@bigbirdpoof

@birdsagainstgravity

@birds-and-flowers

@birds-mid-noms

@birds-that-screm

@birdygotback

@bunch-of-birds

@camouflage-birds

@fullfrontalbirds

@mostly-moist-birds

@nearfrontalbirdity

@nightmare-birds

@orangeflappers

@perfect-plumage

@sleepy-bird-sleep

@fabulous-fuckers

@fascinator-birds

@flight-freeze-frame

@passerine-free-pass

@rainbow-birds

@transbirds

@this-is-a-nice-stick

@shiny-and-sparkling-birds

@tuxedo-birds

@is-that-bird–you-know

@run-bird-run

@xxxbirdsxxx

@kiss-kiss-bird-in-love

PSA PLEASE READ

I will be replacing my use of #tw x tags as content warnings with #media.warning.x due to the banning of tags like #tw and #trigger

ex:

#tw blood -> #media.warning.blood

#blood mention -> #blood.ment

this is to avoid the removal of my art from public circulation and having my account shadowbanned. please protect yourself and filter these tags

apparently ur last 5 non face emojis are ur aestuetic. ❤💞🏳️‍🌈🏃‍♂️💔 AWWW

Tumblr is not a social media site to me, it is a cool scrapbooking \ creative writing club I go to at my local library

just a heads-up for those of you (like me) who have triggers surrounding animal harm/death, PETA has released a youtube ad with sounds of owls screaming in agony and goes into graphic descriptions of ‘mutilation’ and death. it’s unskippable. 

if you see a black screen with audiowaves on it or hear owls/johns hopkins, get out of there

Accidentally stepped on a millipede and now every time I walk with that foot I feel the sad little crunch... I'm so sad