Queerest-frog-of-the-dirt - Sproigles

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

no one has ever said it this bluntly before, but they must know what they are talking about because of their very cool sunglasses

Mornings

reblog this to give whoever u rb'd this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek

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All troubles are gone. Now this is just my second emergency blog @nothingaround000 if @emptyspace008​ will dead one day. Thanks to all of you!

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You guys really can't coordinate a kung pow penis huh. You've tried twice now

Saying the quiet part out loud. The west is demanding blood - the deaths of millions of Chinese people - in order to sustain Apple’s stock price a little longer.