Queerest-frog-of-the-dirt - Sproigles

Transmascs need to normalize saying "my dick exploded" when we have a period

I like going on these rambles in my head and I talk about things going on currently in my life in past tense like I’m telling a store to somebody in the future and it makes everything feel just a little bit better

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cat inspecting a fallen star outside in the garden

I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper

Floral Knight by Marine Saillard

hot dumb boy who is religious

call that a hymnbo

How fucking dare you

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ok fuck it

every single person who reblogs this will get a picture of a possum in their inbox, loosely based on the vibes i get from your blog

(as long as you have asks or submissions on tho)