The Flock Of Niche Bird Blogs

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About

If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim

If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere

There is an Anti-Tarrasque.

Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.

If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.

Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that

Lazer guns exist, they're just shy

If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain

There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly

Snoose the Goose. The Snoose Game. (Az wins the fuck-shit-up wingspan.)

He sees all

Transmascs need to normalize saying "my dick exploded" when we have a period

U

You guys really can't coordinate a kung pow penis huh. You've tried twice now

Guys I have five non bot followers and I got twelve notes on one of my posts am I tumble famous now?

Twenty now I’m fucking famous

Guys I have five non bot followers and I got twelve notes on one of my posts am I tumble famous now?