I Don't Believe Deals With The Devil Are Real Because I Have Yet To See Someone Walking Around As An

Me

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

Falling asleep is the one goal you accomplish by pretending you’ve already accomplished it

I like going on these rambles in my head and I talk about things going on currently in my life in past tense like I’m telling a store to somebody in the future and it makes everything feel just a little bit better

hot dumb boy who is religious

call that a hymnbo

bisexuals can cast fireball

By Talos this can’t be happening

Oh I did the thing at a good time and I have no excuses to stay up later than needed, I shall end up going to sleep at a healthy and recommend time.

A black dragón floating above the clouds

Snoose the Goose. The Snoose Game. (Az wins the fuck-shit-up wingspan.)