By Talos This Can’t Be Happening

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

YES BUT IF SOMEBODY I KNOW TELLS ME A SPOILER I WILL THROW A FIT HOW DARE YOU NOT LET ME SPOIL MYSELF

i love spoilers. will literally read the entire wiki page idgaf

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

Falling asleep is the one goal you accomplish by pretending you’ve already accomplished it

what I love about tumblr blaze is that it forces people to realize how insulated their bubbles are. tumblr IS really good at allowing users to curate their own personalized experiences, but it also means that people start to think that the drama, opinions, and experiences of their little online sphere is shared by the majority of tumblr (it’s not), so when they blaze their posts they’re just airing their dirty laundry to people that are outside of their echo chamber, and dealing with the consequences of people not automatically agreeing with them. and let me tell you it is delicious to watch

Reblog and put in the tags if you’re better at tolerating hot or cold temperatures.

Hmmm actually. This coming out day shoutout to people who didn't get the dignity of coming out on their own terms. Getting outed can be like deeply traumatic and it's an experience I think we should talk about more. I see you and I hope you get a chance to reclaim your agency over your identity if you haven't already

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!