A Black Dragón Floating Above The Clouds

If somebody is one year younger than me then they are a youth, a baby, a fetus. And if they’re one year older then they are a grandparent, a dinosaur, bones.

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

Accidentally stepped on a millipede and now every time I walk with that foot I feel the sad little crunch... I'm so sad

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

bisexuals can cast fireball

The way kim k was allowed to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the met gala is so infuriating both from a fashion conservation standpoint and a historical standpoint. Marilyn Monroe came from absolutely nothing and was super smart and was an advocate for minority rights and was on the fucking government’s communist watchlist and kim k thinks she has the right to wear her dress? And not only that but rich people shouldn’t just be allowed to wear historical garments whenever they want. It damages a garment that should be preserved by experts in a museum instead. Fuck off get hit by a car dumb bitch

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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches