Queerest-frog-of-the-dirt - Sproigles

This has over a million notes at the time I’m reblogging what are y’all good?

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

dere you go

if you don't want people to tag your posts 'blorbo from my shows' then don't put them on the internet's no 1 blorbo fansite

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

One day soon I'm going to log on to this app and my whole dash will be crabs and that's how I'll find out the queen died

For those of you who have any extra money go ahead and support this awesome artist!!

Still open! Waiting for your ideas :)

All troubles are gone. Now this is just my second emergency blog @nothingaround000 if @emptyspace008​ will dead one day. Thanks to all of you!

no one has ever said it this bluntly before, but they must know what they are talking about because of their very cool sunglasses

This fucking au is the only reason for me living

part two of the airport au :D

(I swear I'm not supposed to post this often, I just kind of vaguely promised this to my Instagram followers)

YES BUT IF SOMEBODY I KNOW TELLS ME A SPOILER I WILL THROW A FIT HOW DARE YOU NOT LET ME SPOIL MYSELF

i love spoilers. will literally read the entire wiki page idgaf

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit