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By Talos this can’t be happening

Oh I did the thing at a good time and I have no excuses to stay up later than needed, I shall end up going to sleep at a healthy and recommend time.

I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper

Also, RE Ty Lee's favorite vegetable being mushrooms; apparently fungi were indeed classified as plants until the 1960s irl. There are people still alive that remember when fungi were veggies, not strange organisms that are more closely related to us than they are to anything in the plant kingdom.

I think you meant to say “when fungi were considered veggies” but I love the implication that mushrooms used to be vegetables up until the 1960s when they simply decided not to be

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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I wish theyd included the scene of Dipper brutally murdering Dippy Fresh

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The way kim k was allowed to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the met gala is so infuriating both from a fashion conservation standpoint and a historical standpoint. Marilyn Monroe came from absolutely nothing and was super smart and was an advocate for minority rights and was on the fucking government’s communist watchlist and kim k thinks she has the right to wear her dress? And not only that but rich people shouldn’t just be allowed to wear historical garments whenever they want. It damages a garment that should be preserved by experts in a museum instead. Fuck off get hit by a car dumb bitch

If somebody is one year younger than me then they are a youth, a baby, a fetus. And if they’re one year older then they are a grandparent, a dinosaur, bones.

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

This fucking au is the only reason for me living

part two of the airport au :D

(I swear I'm not supposed to post this often, I just kind of vaguely promised this to my Instagram followers)