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reblog with ur height in the tags!!!!! i wanna see how tall/short all my mutuals are

just a heads-up for those of you (like me) who have triggers surrounding animal harm/death, PETA has released a youtube ad with sounds of owls screaming in agony and goes into graphic descriptions of ‘mutilation’ and death. it’s unskippable. 

if you see a black screen with audiowaves on it or hear owls/johns hopkins, get out of there

French Onion Friday wishing everyone a beautiful soup 

bye

the flock of niche bird blogs

The flock consists of blogs owned by Birdy Buddy Discord members that use BirdyBOT to submit to each other’s nice bird blogs because tumblr is free and no one can stop us

official members

@allblackbirds

@baby-bird-beaks

@bigbirdpoof

@birdsagainstgravity

@birds-and-flowers

@birds-mid-noms

@birds-that-screm

@birdygotback

@bunch-of-birds

@camouflage-birds

@fullfrontalbirds

@mostly-moist-birds

@nearfrontalbirdity

@nightmare-birds

@orangeflappers

@perfect-plumage

@sleepy-bird-sleep

@fabulous-fuckers

@fascinator-birds

@flight-freeze-frame

@passerine-free-pass

@rainbow-birds

@transbirds

@this-is-a-nice-stick

@shiny-and-sparkling-birds

@tuxedo-birds

@is-that-bird–you-know

@run-bird-run

@xxxbirdsxxx

@kiss-kiss-bird-in-love

"Oh? You're approaching me?"

"I can't beat the stink out of you without getting closer."

(Enjoy my very stupid niche meme)

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

“The Tories drank wine whilst your nan died alone” Seen in Brighton, UK. This graffiti refers to the recently revelations that Tory politicians and staffers were holding private parties & drinking wine during the strictest lockdown period in UK in 2020, at a time when all private gatherings were officially banned, and the death rate for the elderly was extremely high, due to government malice and ineptitude.

WHY AM I IN THE MOOSE FANDOM NOW???? I CANT ESCAPE

natgeo Video by @drewtrush| A quiet moment along the river bottom as an Alaskan moose meanders up stream, on his way to his next foraging site. It’s estimated that moose need to eat between 50-60 lbs. of food a day. It’s been so amazing to see life unfold working with @alaskanpsalong the river in Yukon-Charley Rivers National Preserve. Follow along with @drewtrushto see more from Alaska. 

Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About

If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim

If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere

There is an Anti-Tarrasque.

Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.

If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.

Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that

Lazer guns exist, they're just shy

If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain

There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly