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בוכההה

הגרסה הישראלית

להנאתכם

טוב לדעת

חברה שלי מלצרה את עודד מנשה והייתה לו דודא למיץ תפוחים

אמאלה מתה

פינת התגובות המרנינות ביוטיוב

והפעם, מה יש לעם ישראל לומר על החתונה של אסי עזר?

הקשוח:

אפילו לחורז המוכשר מכולם אין סמכות מבחינתו (שמעת את זה, לין-מנואל מירנדה?)

המפרגנת-ועם-זאת-מתבאסת:

גם שתי בנים וגם מאותו המין?! השם ירחם

האינטליגנט:

לא יכולתי לומר את זה טוב יותר בעצמי. איפה השכללללללל בעעע אינדיד.

(אבל לפחות הוא לא גזען)

וזה שבא לעשות סדר בדברים:

ברור כשמש! איפה הוא היה כל השנים האלה? כל ההומואיות הזאת היתה יכולה להיחסך מאיתנו

זהו להיום, ועד הפעם הבאה, ניפרד בברכת ‘ברוך שעשני עם סגולה’

Do y'all think no shame has a midnight vibe? Cuz i do

tbh girl meets world really changed me like for the past four years i once in a while whisper to myself TOPANGA and laugh

how much your life suck from 1 to getting your period in the middle of a math exam AND its the worst case of cramps you ever had

Well turns out My Life Sucks Real Bad

I just cant stop laughing at this

lol so my friend and i watch b99 and every once in a while we say "title of your sex tape" to each other to make the other one laugh and one time in math i was struggling and whispered to myself "what am i doing wrong?" and she whispered " title of your sex tape" and i laughed like hell and the teacher yelled at us but we couldn't stop laughing

Rosa Diaz said the words "I love you" to five people:

Her mom

Her dad

Her dying grandpa

Adrian Pimento

And Amy Santiago.

You're the devil himself.

Depending on how you die, you experience a different afterlife. For example, if you’re stabbed, you become a grim reaper, if you die peacefully you become someone’s guardian angel, if you’re poisoned you become someone’s “imaginary” friend, if you die of suffocation you become a ghost… Now, you’re the first human who has ever died because of magic, what’s your afterlife like?

WHERE IS THE LAST GIF FROM??

Reblog if you ship Stucky

I’m curious and also need more blogs to follow

WHAT

…

My next book will be my last.

That's just sad

A thief broke into my house last night looking for money.

So I got out of bed to look with him.

John is probably the stuff Sherlock's doing

Lestrade: Where’s Sherlock?

Mrs. Hudson: Doing stuff.

Lestrade: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Mycroft?

Mrs. Hudson: Trying to stop Sherlock from doing the stuff.

Lestrade: And John?

Mrs. Hudson: Trying to stop Mycroft from stopping Sherlock from doing the stuff.

Lestrade: I see. And what are you doing here then?

Mrs. Hudson: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping John from stopping Mycroft from stopping Sherlock from doing the stuff.

This is like the exact subtext of sherlock

I made an A.I. bot remake Sherlock: A Study in Pink.

Here’s the result.

This is not what i expected but i am not disappointed

John: Why can't you just admit you made a mistake!

Sherlock: because I don't make mistakes...Also, I like putting salt on my tea, thank you very much.

Thank you for this

Greg: Nice job on the murder.

Sherlock: Thanks dad

Sherlock: Why is everyone staring at me?

Molly: You just called Greg “dad”.

Sherlock: No I didn’t , I said “thanks man.”

Greg: Do you see me as a father figure, sherlock.

Sherlock: No, I see you as a bother figure as you’re always bothering me.

John: Don’t Talk To Your Father Like That!

After dinner

They stood on the quiet street, it was late now, after the shooting and the police sirens the buzz of that evenings events had quietened and whilst the meal had been pleasant it was clear neither of them knew exactly where they stood.

“Okay then, till next time” said Sherlock descisively, he nodded his head as if to signal that was it then spun round to walk away.

John realised he didn’t want him to leave, panicked, he blurted out,

“I have a bit of a soft spot for you” he blushed, surprised at himself he dropped his head, not wanting to see Sherlock’s reaction.

As Sherlock turned to look at John, he added quietly,

“Actually quite a big soft spot”,

Still looking down he noticed Sherlock was close now.

“And where is this .....soft spot?” Sherlock’s voice was gentle and low, but suggestive.

Johns breath was gone, knocked out of his chest by the words.

He looked up at Sherlock, eyes locked on his but he did not speak.

Sherlock’s eyes travelled down Johns face, then body, then back up to his eyes. He held Johns gaze, whose breath was still baited, and slowly reached out to touch Johns chest.

“Is it here?”

As his fingers made contact lightly with Johns cotton shirt electricity jolted through his skin and burned along the path Sherlock trailed upwards. When he reached the skin of Johns neck his involuntary intake of breath was so sharp it cut through the silence, as he parted his lips to allow it escape Sherlock’s hand cupped his chin and his mouth descended upon Johns.

Nervous energy exploded inside Johns body, Sherlock’s lips were soft and generous, this was new to John and his mind was racing, yet he couldn’t think, this man he had known for a matter of days, with his lips pressed against Johns was now all he could concentrate on.

“I’m not gay” popped into his head but was swiftly dismissed as Sherlock’s other hand reached around Johns back and pulled him closer. John stopped trying to think and let go, reacting by pushing his body forwards, into Sherlock and tilting his chin up to kiss him back.

I dawned on him slowly that, although it was late, they were still literally just kissing in the street, he dropped his chin and the contact was broken. Sherlock studied Johns face,

“Baker Street?” He questioned,

“Oh god yes”

Can we just appreciate the first gif?

Taika hugging Chris's legs and Tom just lying there like an absolute kitty.

I love these guys so much

Tom Hiddleston sleeping like a baby that he is

Do you know why Chris was chosen to play Thor? Because he's hemsWORTHY

correct

ORIGINAL MEME: DISTRACTED BOYFRIEND

THIS VERSION: MISSADLER221

“are you seriusly gonna keep that?”

Nervous baby, avoiding eye contact cause he knew he fucked up

this look can get a girl pregnant

John: For the millionth time, Sherlock and I are just friends

Mrs Hudson: *sneezes*

Mrs Hudson: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit

its frickin beautiful

I made a thing... yikes.

It took me at least 8 fucking hours to do both. :) I wanna know what you think cuz is the first time I do something like this.

(Yeah I always took the photos in that place cuz that’s the room w/ the best illumination in my home)

im crying send help

Mrs. Hudson: what’s wrong?

John: Sherlock is saying common phrases incorrectly

Sherlock: oh cry me a table John

the ultimate john watson meme

I AM NOT GAY/ …