Its Frickin Beautiful

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 3/?

*in college*

Marshall: so ted, how's life?

Ted: life was. Life will be. Life is happening right now.

Marshall: you're high, aren't you?

Ted: you mean tall? Yeah I'm like 6 feet

Lol 12

im crying send help

Mrs. Hudson: what’s wrong?

John: Sherlock is saying common phrases incorrectly

Sherlock: oh cry me a table John

This one is for all the girls who are like me.

This one is for every girl (or boy) out there that watches tv shows and movies, and like that awesome badass female characters.

Every time I see this girl, I aspire to be her, as cool and cold blooded, never give a fuck and be feared, such as Rosa Diaz, Natasha Romanoff, Robin Scherbatsky, Irene Adler and many more.

But that's just not me.

I'm the weird, cute girl, nothing more than a comedic break from the badassness, the one that no little girl take as a role model.

Well, if you can relate, let me tell you something:

Amy Santiago beat up a dude twice her size in a wedding dress

Pepper Potts is a CEO of a company

Lily Aldrin has a stare that can kill a man

And Molly Hooper is a pathologist (which can't be easy) and has to put up with Sherlock

Every one of these characters are kind, smart, funny and badass when necessary.

You're lucky to be one of them.

PETITION FOR THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY TO PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN SEASON 3 AND MAKE IT A FIVE FIGHT SCENE

Can we just appreciate the first gif?

Taika hugging Chris's legs and Tom just lying there like an absolute kitty.

I love these guys so much

Tom Hiddleston sleeping like a baby that he is

I don't know if i should laugh, cry or be turned on but oddly enough, it's a bit of all of them

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

Actual siblings

GOD I LIVE SHARON they did it absolutely perfect, 1000000/10 on everything

Damn, when you think about it, Sharon Carter is the true villain of the series. Maybe not the “main” villain, but the one with bigger goals than our actual main villain, Karli.

As the Power Broker, she took in Karli, a teenager who was lost and in need of help, and turned her into the Flag-Smasher. Then when Karli turned her back on Sharon, Sharon used Karli in order to make herself look like a hero and get a full pardon. With Karli being of no use to her anymore, Sharon kills her. Karli started out as a pawn and died as a pawn. 

Like, if you’re going to have one of your heroic characters make a full heel turn, this is definitely a way to do it. 

Quarantine mood is watching Netflix constantly until you start finding reference from one show in another.

For example, this happened to me today:

Me: *watching threat level midnight*

Michael: "my name is Michael Scarn and I'm here to say, I'm about to do the Scarn in a major way"

Me: *salutes* major way