This Is Like The Exact Subtext Of Sherlock

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 12/?

Drunk Amy: what if, but hear me out on this, what if we could eat cream cheese like an apple??

Jake, to the bartender: whatever you gave her, I want some too.

I dont know who's the genius that casted tom hiddleston and owen wilson in the same tv series, but i owe them my entire existence.

It's gonna be so chaotically glorious that i might die

I've unlocked a new level, my hair looks amazing and I'm in self isolation so no one would ever know

how much your life suck from 1 to getting your period in the middle of a math exam AND its the worst case of cramps you ever had

Well turns out My Life Sucks Real Bad

I just love the faces. They're all genuinely happy for jake and amy

I love this gang so much 😭😭

lol so my friend and i watch b99 and every once in a while we say "title of your sex tape" to each other to make the other one laugh and one time in math i was struggling and whispered to myself "what am i doing wrong?" and she whispered " title of your sex tape" and i laughed like hell and the teacher yelled at us but we couldn't stop laughing

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 7/?

*in a group chat*

Shuri: *sends a bunch of emojis*

Shuri: look i built a house!

Shuri: as you can see, I am very bored.

Peter: well, I would advise you to get into a rousing discussion about whether a person stays themselves if their memory is changed, and when Theseus's ship isn't Theseus's ship anymore.

Peter: but that's just nasty.

Peter: that's what happened last time I was building-an-emoji-house bored.

Shuri: yes i love a good paradox!

Tony: are y'all okay? Should I be worried??

T'challa: just go along with it and give up. God knows I have.

Pyrplegfalfvruut

Hey not bad!

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

This is not what i expected but i am not disappointed

John: Why can't you just admit you made a mistake!

Sherlock: because I don't make mistakes...Also, I like putting salt on my tea, thank you very much.

Feel free to ask <3

weird asks

Where do you stand on lotion: yay or nay? Why?

What’s the average length of a shower for you? A bath?

What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?

What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?

What was your favorite school project you ever made?

What role do you take on when you have to do a group project? (for example: leader, delegator, slacker, etc.)

What’s a funny mistake you’ve made recently?

What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?

What were you almost named as a baby?

What book have you been avoiding reading and why?

Favorite head phone brand?

Favorite scent?

Favorite idiom?

How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?

What is always in your wallet that doesn’t need to be?

How big is too big for a wallet?

What class did you write the best notes in? What grade did you get?

What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?

 What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?

What do you look for in someone’s online dating profile?

How many people have you thought “Glad I don’t have to interact with them ever again” about?

What do you NOT want on your tombstone?

How many couches do you want in your residence?

What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?

What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?

How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?

Do you follow the expiration date on food?

What is the coolest name that you would never name a real human child?

What fish scares you the most?

How do you feel about snails?

correct

ORIGINAL MEME: DISTRACTED BOYFRIEND

THIS VERSION: MISSADLER221