Day 28: Repeat

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing

god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..

“unhand me” is so good. and always appropriate to say. like literally unhand me

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

Did you know Star Fruit grows from vine dreads? Imagine photosynthesizing with your own hair and never having to buy food again.