“unhand Me” Is So Good. And Always Appropriate To Say. Like Literally Unhand Me

Clockwork Rapunzel

Did you know Star Fruit grows from vine dreads? Imagine photosynthesizing with your own hair and never having to buy food again.

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

Herbert James Draper (British, 1863-1920)

By Summer Seas, 1912

you're so off-putting i need you

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed