It’s Monday I’m In The Labyrinth

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

they used to spray me wuith cold water when i tried eating my favorite meal the Lovely potted plant

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

Art by Law Chang

It's officially decorative gourd season! 🎃

going to college to become a newspaper delivery boy

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!