Im Getting My Oil Changed And I Heard The Mechanic Go "tee Hee Hee". Whats Happening

when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

I really hate that pixel art is becoming associated with NFTs, pixel art rules

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me

Whether u r a cave goblin or mud goblin or any combination of goblinesque traits u must remember that u are goblin and the only thing you need is hubris and the ability to hiss

your twink fucking bit me

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down