I Got My New Tetanus Shot Who Wants To Play Bucket Of Rusty Nails Withme ^_^

stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.

Guys, I just drew a dot

be proud of me

when you see this please reblog and make my dot famous

GUYS I GAVE IT A FACE

Edit : GUYS I GAVE IT A TOP HAT

Edit : I GAVE IT ARMS AND LEGS

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”