In Case Anyone Is Having A Bad Night:

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

the hell

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

ever since i was a little girl I always knew I was going to be publicly executed

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them