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hi any life advice for 21yo

no youre fucked

H. E. Oak, The Black Ceiling

Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

man the first time i heard abt him was the cabbage story he told on Would i Lie to You and he keeps getting better

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

‘I am so tired of my own voice’

girls with no car on grocery day

bwaaaah

going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)

fun fact im a tad bit paranoid about username changes after i had an account on here with "lebian" in the user for like four years

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.