Man The First Time I Heard Abt Him Was The Cabbage Story He Told On Would I Lie To You And He Keeps Getting

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

feeling like my minds wiped

(he looks more like your type)

if i leave you tonight, will you leave your eyes wide?

bet he didnt think first when he did a crowd surf

effortlessly expert (attention grabber)

dont usually cry, but looks like thats over

i start to lose sight of myself and i wish i could shut it

wish i could shut it

OFF

--

no im

not alright

but i dont need comfort

i dont want to taAAAaalk

so could you tell me that its over?

tell me that its over!

tell me that its over, now?

then i could shut this oooffffff (woah)

one of lifes evil ironies is when a kid (undiagnosed w a hereditary phys/mental health issue) goes to their parent and says “hey im experiencing (symptom of undiagnosed hereditary disorder) should we do something about that” and parent (also undiagnosed) goes “no thats normal i also experience that dont worry”

people who prioritize "comedic effect" over accessibility i hate you

people who close caption youtube and tiktok videos but add weird fonts that make the text almost entirely unreadable i hate you

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vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

What the fuck have I done