‘I Am So Tired Of My Own Voice’

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess

people who close caption youtube and tiktok videos but add weird fonts that make the text almost entirely unreadable i hate you

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

Stefán Karl will always be number one.

told her i thought i had a deviated septum bc of my chronic sinus infections + inability to breathe and she went "yeah, multiple doctors have pointed it out. i have one too, youre welcome"

my mother is so interesting bc i told her years ago i had rlly dry patches of skin on my hand and she went "oh yeah you have eczema, we've known since you were a baby!"

and then when i was filling out medical records last year she was like "well you never got diagnosed with eczema, eczema cream was just the only stuff that would work"

and recently it got so bad she thought it was a rash and then went "what? yeah, you got diagnosed with eczema as a baby. prescribed cream and all."

anyway. she bought me eczema cream and now its fine

hi any life advice for 21yo

no youre fucked

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it’s my bedroom & i’m putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

day 18 with a broken elbow. wondering when i will be able to use doorknobs again