“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

brains are so weird because why am i upset that i stopped taking my medication. over six years of taking a pill every night and now i dont have to?? i miss the routine. its been three weeks and i still feel like im forgetting something

fun fact im a tad bit paranoid about username changes after i had an account on here with "lebian" in the user for like four years

my mother is so interesting bc i told her years ago i had rlly dry patches of skin on my hand and she went "oh yeah you have eczema, we've known since you were a baby!"

and then when i was filling out medical records last year she was like "well you never got diagnosed with eczema, eczema cream was just the only stuff that would work"

and recently it got so bad she thought it was a rash and then went "what? yeah, you got diagnosed with eczema as a baby. prescribed cream and all."

anyway. she bought me eczema cream and now its fine

‘I am so tired of my own voice’

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

i wanna be on the funny side of tumblr how do i get there

seeing queer vs q-slur discourse on tumblr in 2022 -> me slamming my head (softly) into a wall

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

Saturn has 83 moons. 63 moons are confirmed and named, and another 20 moons are awaiting confirmation of discovery and official naming.

This is their dynamic visualization while they travel with Saturn through space