I Wanna Be On The Funny Side Of Tumblr How Do I Get There

uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour

The best kind of neighbour

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

Lesbians who read Gideon the Ninth should get to take bereavement leave from work when they finish it

H. E. Oak, The Black Ceiling

Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.