Plutokin

when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018

i’m so gay for women who take up space and wear stompy boots and flannel and are loud and i think more of them should make eye contact with and then marry me

Saturn has 83 moons. 63 moons are confirmed and named, and another 20 moons are awaiting confirmation of discovery and official naming.

This is their dynamic visualization while they travel with Saturn through space

taking selfies is such a vile experience why is it so incredibly awkward

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

Welcome to the gun show >:y

[DRIVING A CAR IS often scary]

tumblr post: reblog if you’re not homophobic!!!!1!

me, a gay who is tired of seeing this shit on my dash:

told her i thought i had a deviated septum bc of my chronic sinus infections + inability to breathe and she went "yeah, multiple doctors have pointed it out. i have one too, youre welcome"

my mother is so interesting bc i told her years ago i had rlly dry patches of skin on my hand and she went "oh yeah you have eczema, we've known since you were a baby!"

and then when i was filling out medical records last year she was like "well you never got diagnosed with eczema, eczema cream was just the only stuff that would work"

and recently it got so bad she thought it was a rash and then went "what? yeah, you got diagnosed with eczema as a baby. prescribed cream and all."

anyway. she bought me eczema cream and now its fine