Plutokin

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

tumblr making it impossible to center my pfp is homophobic. why did i have to use picsart to make it work

Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!

gideon the ninth has solidified to me that all lesbians should have swords. thank u

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

theyre inventing a new water bottle that never has enough water for how thirsty you are in the middle of the night. and theyre calling it the water bottle you alreaty own