Gideon The Ninth Has Solidified To Me That All Lesbians Should Have Swords. Thank U

reblog this post to let vampires know you’re an ally

vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact

i wont talk about my feelings but i will instead be very passive aggressive and sad about them

The world is a little happier with you in it.

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

potion that makes you breathe

reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

day ??? of broken elbow. can open doors and make my own bed now lets gooooo

day 18 with a broken elbow. wondering when i will be able to use doorknobs again

my mother is so interesting bc i told her years ago i had rlly dry patches of skin on my hand and she went "oh yeah you have eczema, we've known since you were a baby!"

and then when i was filling out medical records last year she was like "well you never got diagnosed with eczema, eczema cream was just the only stuff that would work"

and recently it got so bad she thought it was a rash and then went "what? yeah, you got diagnosed with eczema as a baby. prescribed cream and all."

anyway. she bought me eczema cream and now its fine