I Was Not Built For College But Unfortunately I Was Also Not Built For Anything Else

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

What the fuck have I done

day 18 with a broken elbow. wondering when i will be able to use doorknobs again

broooo don't become part of me forever lmao don't leave my life with nothing but the memories behind broooo now I'm going to be haunted by a spectre of your influences on me for the rest of my life lmaoooo the people closest to me might hold your name in their tongues as long as they can see me dude that is so not cool

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show