Yeah...in Star Trek 4.

A package sent by car is a shipment, but a package sent by ship is cargo

Reposting not just because it's a good idea, but they way it's written is hilarious.

They should play loud music in public bathrooms so you dont hear peoples asses unleash hell.

Someone: "Guess what?"

Me: "What?"

Me, before they can say anything more: "Hey! I guessed right!"

(via everyday foodie menu)

If you choose run, it means you believe.

Would an English major rather live passé or diacritic?

Best 1 I've seen on DST!

Be sure to set your clocks one hour ahead and straight on till morning.

No Native Americans were harmed in the making of this joke.

Despite their violent portrayal in media, Cowboys always lived in peace—But that all changed when the Tar Nation attacked.

49? That many states left?

49 States 😤😤😤