Pflute4 - Untitled

If the Earth was flat, cats would’ve pushed everything off by now.

I just wanna talk to whoever thought this was a good idea

There are few things in a man’s life more satisfying than successfully piss-blasting a shit-stain off of the inside of a toilet bowl

Yeah...in Star Trek 4.

Ever Heard Of Transparent Aluminium?

This is the funniest possible image Mark could have posted

"That would be nice." - Charlie Brown responding to Lucy after a baseball game saying, "You win some, you lose some Charlie Brown."

This is the best idea for a movie ever.

I would really enjoy a Star Wars movie that goes back to the actual origins of the first Jedi Knights learning to harness The Force.

Tough Job For This Speech Therapist

As a country, the U.S is a reality tv show for the rest of the world now.